Baby Books!!

So you guys know how much I LOOOOVE to read....so much that we actually decided to stop by our local Barnes & Noble (mind you, Borders was our bookstore of preference but the losers closed down) and picked up a couple baby books.  Now if you are still believing that I love to read, I really don't. Actually, I utterly and passionately despise reading! I think it's in part because as a child I was never read to by my parents but mostly because the crap we had to read in school was hella boring! I mean, really? Who can stay awake reading through Great Expectations (for those of you who actually can, I don't mean to offend)! Anywho, on another side note, the service at Barnes & Noble is ridiculously terrible! I asked the lady to point me in the direction of pregnancy books and she was a total bitch telling me that there was another "customer" that was waiting to be helped so she had to tend to her and I had to wait.  What was so difficult about her just lifting her fat ass arm and point towards the baby books?!? Believe me, if I was trolling with my ghetto attitude (which I hardly ever do lol) I would have socked that bitch up (verbally, of course!)

So, back to the books...I finally found the baby book section, no thanks to Fatty McMuffin customer service rep lady...and then we both just stand in front of the section. Just stand. And read the titles. And stand some more. Until I grab the #1 Bestselling Pregnancy Book in the World!!!

Then we do more standing. And scan the rest of the book titles. Go through a few more books. You know, stuff a MAN can read without feeling like a pansy because he's trying to understand his spouse on this long journey. So, finally, after much discussion, Ed settles for this one...

So there you have it. This is what we will be reading throughout the pregnancy. I'm super bummed my book has no pictures but I did learn that I was able to skip the first chapter because it was for those women who were  trying to get knocked up...I already was...so on to Chapter 2 for me!